Terms & Conditions
Applies to: The University of Unlearning (UofU)
Effective Date: August 02, 2025
Welcome to The University of Unlearning, where minds stretch, paradigms collapse, and self-inquiry reigns supreme. Before you dive into the delicious chaos of our content, here are the ground rules for being part of our curious corner of the internet.
By accessing or using this site, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree—no hard feelings, but please don’t use the site.
1. Who We ArE
The University of Unlearning (“UofU,” “we,” “us,” or “our”) is an online platform offering digital content, courses, creative media, and brain-bending resources.
2. Use of Our Content
We create content designed to educate, entertain, and enlighten. Unless otherwise noted:
- All materials (text, images, videos, downloads, etc.) are owned by or licensed to us.
- You may view, share, and enjoy them for personal use only.
- You may not copy, reproduce, redistribute, or profit from our work without permission.
If you’d like to license our content or collaborate, reach out. We love creative partnerships.
3. Your Responsibilities
When engaging with the UofU, you agree to:
- Be respectful to others (no trolling in our comment sections or inboxes)
- Use the site for lawful purposes only
- Not attempt to hack, scrape, or reverse-engineer anything
We reserve the right to remove access or take action if someone’s behavior undermines the purpose or integrity of our site.
4. Purchases & Payments
Some of our offerings—courses, resources, downloads—may require payment.
When you make a purchase:
- You agree to provide accurate billing information
- Payments are processed securely through third-party platforms (e.g., Stripe, PayPal)
- All sales are final unless explicitly stated otherwise
If you experience a billing error or issue, please contact us. We’ll do our best to resolve it.
5. No Guarantees
We do our best to deliver quality insights, but we can’t guarantee:
- That you’ll reach enlightenment (sorry, no refunds on epiphanies)
- That our content is always 100% error-free, up-to-date, or applicable to every situation
- That using the UofU will definitely transform your life (though it just might)
Use the content at your own discretion. We are not liable for how you apply what you’ve learned.
6. External Links
Sometimes we link to third-party sites or tools we love. We’re not responsible for their content or privacy practices, so be sure to check their policies if you venture off-campus.
7. Intellectual Property
All branding, characters (like CUE, JoeLoco, Livi, etc.), visuals, and site design are our intellectual property. Please don’t use them without permission unless otherwise stated.
8. Termination
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access to our site, services, or materials if these Terms are violated, or for any other reason we deem necessary to maintain safety and integrity.
9. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms occasionally to reflect new offerings, legal updates, or general glow-ups. The effective date at the top will always tell you what’s current.
10. Contact Us
Got questions? Need clarification? Found a typo that made you feel clever?
Reach out to us anytime at CUE@theuniverisityofunlearning.com.
Thanks for unlearning with us. Now go challenge a few assumptions.